They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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