You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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