well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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