She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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