I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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