Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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