there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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