so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
