I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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