need another drink. this is the easiest way
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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