I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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