Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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