I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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