So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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