were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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