you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she smelled like a LAN party
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I forget how to act sober
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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