Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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