Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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