I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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