Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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