Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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