your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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