he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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