No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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