Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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