? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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