Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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