I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I know her cup size but not her name....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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