OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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