I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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