Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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