Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize