I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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