I am puke
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious