this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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