what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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