I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off