uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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