i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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