My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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