mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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