Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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