i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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