Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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