Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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