are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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