Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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