it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
