normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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