Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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