my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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