Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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