i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
only you would photoshop your dick
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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