We named our party play list daddy issues
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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