Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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