I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
