i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window