do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.