Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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