is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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