I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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