Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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